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  He's b-a-a-c-k!

  From The Onion’s exclusive interview with Justice Thomas The Onion : “So, we have this crisp $100 bill, and— “ Clarence Thomas: “Ha-ha ...Give it to me, and we’ll vote however you want.” https://www.theonion.com/exclusive-interview-with-clarence-thomas-1850309996/

  Ships, planes search for missing sub on trip to Titanic wreck Mama told me not to go.

  A Favorite Trump-Appointed Judge Gets the Documents Case Don’t hold you breath for this to reach a jury. The surprise assignment of Pro-Trump Judge Aileen Cannon could be a setback for prosecutors as they unveiled a sweeping classified files indictment. Judge Cannon will certainly spend her sweet time in handling pretrial hearings over whether to allow substitutions that do not contain classified information. Trump is hoping she will spend enough time for a Republican to win the presidency and kill the case.

  Kari Lake Threatens Mass Gun Violence in Defense of Donald Trump But will she ruin her manicure for it?

  Judge Rejects Bid to Dismiss E. Jean Carroll Case Because Trump Is Oppressed “White Christian” That’s not why Trump is being hounded. It’s his big defaming mouth. https://newrepublic.com/post/173194/judge-rejects-trump-bid-dismiss-e-jean-carroll-case-white-christian