LAW & HORROR: Criminal Cases Against Trump and Baldwin Aren’t Lookin’ Too Hot They may both get off.

Two very different lawsuits against two egomaniacs this week.

According to New York Magazine The first: Manhattan district attorney Alvin Bragg is likely preparing charges against the Pumpkin President for paying off Stormy Daniels. Remember that story from like five years ago or whatever? Remember the pee tape? Well, yeah, I guess the lawyers have finally gotten around to adjudicating that in the court of criminal law. But apparently, according to Intelligencer’s Ankush Khardori, the case is not only one of the weaker criminal charges that can be brought upon the toupéed cauliflower sack but also could actually bolster his campaign efforts if the whole thing falls apart. Trump preempted his own arrest over the weekend, which already signals how he’s gonna farce the fuck outta the proceedings. If Bragg only comes up with a misdemeanor indictment, then, yeah, it could feel like a pretty big waste….